24个黄金段子

段子1：The anchor is really amusing. He always tells funny stories in the class. Sometimes his words are thought-provoking and full of lively wit. He looks very funny. His body language is exaggerated and expressive.
段子2：The program is very interactive. The guests are asked to give performances like singing or dancing and to take part in some funny games, which always produces plenty of laughter.

以上两个段子可用于下列题目中“为什么有趣或搞笑”的问题
Describe a film or TV program that makes you laugh a lot.
Describe a radio or TV program you like.
Describe an interesting talk or speech you heard.
Describe something that made you happy recently.

段子3： She is tall and slender with shoulder-length hair. She is easygoing and good-tempered. Her face always wears sweet smiles, making her very approachable. And to my memory, I’ve never seen her losing her temper. We have a lot in common. So we often hang out together. Generally we both enjoy playing sports like basketball or table tennis. But sometimes we play mahjong together, a very popular gambling game in my country.

此段子可以覆盖几乎所有关于人的描述问题：
Describe someone who taught you something useful.
Describe a person who you first met and then became your close friend.
Describe an old person you admire.
Describe a polite person you know.
Describe a person you enjoy talking with.
Describe an interesting person you met recently.
Describe a good parent you know.
Describe a person with an important job.

段子4：You can see the light blue sky and breathe fresh air. You can listen to the birds’ chirp and the crippling sound of running water. The creek is crystal clear. Everything is unspoiled by humans.

段子5： It’s tranquil and serene. It’s a good escape from the bustle and hustle of urban life. Listening to birds’ chirp and smelling flowers give me closeness to nature.

段子6： The sky is blue and cloudless. The street is lined with coconut trees. The beach is beautiful. The sands are white and thin. My feet feel comfortable when I walk in the sands. The seawater at the seaside can be seen through and you can even see the fish swimming at the bottom of the sea. The sun is setting below the sea level and the gleams it gives off look spectacular. Listening to the sound of waves gives me comfort.

段子4、5、6可以覆盖关于自然风景或旅游话题中的地点描述问题，比如：
Describe a seaside place you like to go to.
Describe a perfect holiday you had away from home.

段子7： It’s close to my home, I mean, just five-minute walk distance away. It’s just within walking distance of where I live.

此段子可以覆盖几乎所有关于地点的地理位置描述问题，比如：
Describe a shopping street you like to go to.
Describe a place where you work or study.
Describe a place where people go to listen to music.
Describe a library you like.
Describe a café or restaurant you like to go to.

段子8： The décor is to my taste. It’s the Spanish style, which is predominantly characterized by arc. Every detail is exquisitely designed, reflecting the designer’s refined artistic taste.
段子9： It offers a great variety of snacks for free of charge, from biscuits to cakes, from ice creams to sandwiches.

以上两个段子可以用来描述咖啡馆的问题，比如：
Describe a café or restaurant you like to go to.

段子10： The live atmosphere is thrilling. When the singer takes the stage, the audience begins to go fanatical. Some audience even screams and shouts out the singer’s name at the top of their lungs. The lighting, costumes, singing and dancing, all the stage effects gives the audience aural and visual enjoyment. The audience throws themselves into it and leaves everything behind their mind.

此段子可以用来描述关于演出的问题：
Describe a place where people go to listen to music.
Describe a performance you watched recently.

段子11： She felt delighted and surprised to receive the gift. She put it on immediately and the necklace fitted her perfectly. Whenever she went dancing, she would wear it. Whoever she met, she would mention it was a gift from her son.

此段子可以用于下列话题描述自己的感受：
Describe a message you received that is important to you.
Describe a gift you gave to others.
Describe a toy you had in your childhood.

段子12： The class was interesting because I had never learned about the cells before the class. In the class I was told that everything was composed of cells and cells composed of molecules and atoms. The cell world was amazing to me. And the approach to teaching was appealing to me. My teacher really knew how to make the class more interesting. S/he introduced the cells to the students by use of slides and animation. And S/he did an experiment for us and asked us to observe in turn what cells were like under the microscope. The experiment aroused my curiosity in cells and took me into a mysterious and unknown world.

此段子用于最难的一个话题，即是：Describe a science class you had in your high school.

段子13： It’s of good quality. It’s well-tailored, made of fine clothing materials. I mean it’s made of 100% cotton. And the color doesn’t drop off even if it has been washed for many times. It’s fashionably designed. It’s loose-fitting and slim-cut, which can accentuate my figure. I like the color, because it’s purple, a symbol of nobility. Every time I wear it, it gives me confidence.

此段子用于描述关于衣服的话题：比如：Describe an item of clothing you like most.

段子14： The lecture hall was overcrowded with audience. The atmosphere was lively. The hall burst into thunderous applause from time to time. The lecture climaxed when the speaker moved forward to sing a song for us.

此段子用于描述场面的描述，例如：
Describe an interesting talk or speech you heard.
Describe a place where people go to listen to music.
Describe a performance you watched recently.

段子15： The street is lined with commercial buildings with a square in the middle. It is close to the best shops, the best restaurants and the best hotels. It’s covered with ceramic tiles for the convenience of public walking. In the center of the square is erected a memorial, built in 1949 in memory of the liberation of Chongqing.

此段子用于关于街道的描述，例如：Describe a shopping street you like to go to.

段子16： The stadium, a six-storey building, looks like a bowl and seats more than 80 thousand audience. Its unique architecture and imposing scale make it the landmark of the city.

此段子用于关于建筑物的描述，例如：
Describe a place where people go to listen to music.
Describe a library you like.

段子17：The story is very aesthetic. You know, in this film, the earth is on the verge of destruction and on a planet called Pandora lives a race of Avatars. As the Avatars’ science and technology is far more advanced than humans’, a human solider is chosen as a disguised Avatar to steal their technology so as to protect the earth from being destroyed. After successfully sneaking into the race on the Pandora, the solider begins to disclose/reveal to humans the scientific and technological secrets of the Avatars. But everything has changed when the solider falls in love for the daughter of the chief. Instead of stealing the Avatars’ scientific technology, the solider does as much as he can to protect them from being attacked by humans. I really like the story because it’s romantic and artistic as well.

段子18：The special effects are very impressive. I mean, the characters in the film seem to be believable and true to life. The film, which gives full play to human imagination, has successfully taken me into a futuristic magical imaginary world.

段子19： The soundtrack is terrific. Sometimes it’s intense, sometimes it’s cheerful, sometimes it’s soothing and sometimes it’s beautiful. I think the music is perfectly combined with the storyline and gives me a mix of feelings: one moment I feel nervous, the next moment I feel relieved; one moment I feel anxious, the next moment I feel excited.

以上三个段子可以用于关于电影的描述，例如：Describe a book or film about the future you like.

段子20： I really enjoyed having a barbeque with my friends. It’s a self-service barbeque. That means we had to prepare everything on our own. We had to buy meat, vegetables and even charcoals by ourselves. But the problem was that we didn’t know much about barbequing food. We didn’t know when to brush the grills with sauce. We didn’t know to what extent the charcoals should be burned before grilling food. We just did it as we imagined.

此段子可以用于关于吃饭或聚会的话题描述：
Describe an outdoor picnic or meal you enjoyed.
Describe a special meal you had.

段子21： It’s intense and exciting to play the game because I have to beat zombies to death in given time. And every time I pass one level, it gives me excitement and a feeling of satisfaction. Also, the animation is well made. The plants seem to be believable and true to life. I mean, they look like real ones. In addition, it’s convenient to play the game because I can play it either on my mobile phone or computer as the game can be downloaded on my phone from computer.

此段子可以关于游戏的话题描述，例如：Describe a game (not about sport) you like to play.

段子22： I enjoy swimming because I think it’s a good form of exercise. I mean, when I’m swimming I can move all my parts of my body to strengthen my lungs and heart, improve my blood circulation, and build up my immune system. So I think swimming is beneficial for enhancing my constitution. And I’m amazingly good at swimming. I can do all kinds of swimming strokes such as freestyle, butterfly, backstroke, and breaststroke. I always have a keen interest in swimming. On top of that, the swimming pool is just next to my home. It’s an indoor swimming pool which keeps the temperature around 25 degrees. Whether in summer or winter, it’s opened to the public and I can go swimming there frequently.

此段子可用于下列话题的描述：
Describe a way to relax that you find effective.
Describe something you do to stay healthy.
Describe a recent change you’ve made to your life.
Describe a job you would (like to) do, if you had the opportunity.
Describe an outdoor sport you enjoy doing.

段子23： Not only is it used for making a phone call, but also for texting a message. Not only is it used for listening to music, but also for watching a film. Not only is it used for accessing the Internet, but also for taking photos.
此段子可以用电子产品功能的描述，比如：Describe a useful electronic device you have.

段子24： I think Beijing summer Olympic Games played an important role in my country. To begin with, the games gave impetus to the growth of China’s economy. I mean, it attracted thousands and thousands of tourists to my country, thus promoting the tourism industry. And because of the construction of sports stadiums and road infrastructures, the Olympic Games was a strong boost to the national building industry. What’s more, as millions and millions learned more about China either by watching the games on TV or visiting China in person, it was a great chance to spread Chinese culture across the world. Finally, it’s worth mentioning that the Olympics brought our people closer together. They created a feeling of patriotism as China competed against other countries.

此段子可以在下列话题中应用：
Describe a historical event in your country.
Describe a sports event or competition you watched on TV or took part in.